UGHHH. I can’t handle it. It’s just TOO much for my small heart!
Muse - Supremacy
I’m seeing this guys tomorrow and I am BEYONED stoked. That’s a bucket list band right there.
Unemployed Reporter Porter
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Let’s say you are a non-racist, thoughtful-to-LGBTQA folks, non-sexist, bill-paying-on-time, recycling-sorting, never-kicks-puppies kind of person:
To you I say, and mean it, congratulations. That is awesome. Take a second and feel nice about yourself.
All done? Good. Because those are not things that make you worthy of praise. That shit is standard. Do not expect others to pat you on the back for a lack of assholishness. Pat yourself, and others, on the back when it is merited.
I just legit laughed so damn hard when I saw this. I’m pretty sure I woke up the neighbours. OH GOD. IT’S SO CUTE. WHYYYYY